Poorblogger funeral
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Our story begins, as these stories often do, with a young up-and-coming student. He's not a religious man, and not a member of the conservative party. He has a completely single minded stomach, and has no regard for the type of food he consumes. Eventually, his stomach launches a special project in the name of 'body security'. At first, it is believed to be a normal phenomena, to pitch a loaf. However, the true goal of this project was death.
Unbeknownst to the world, he passed away right on the spot, constipated.
The response was immediate..
I knew at this point, that it was mpossible for me to single handedly look for sponsors in the secular world. I needed assistance, i needed help, i was in dire strait.
So i decided to send mass emailz in hopes of getting a positive response...
I assure you, with the amount of traffic hits this site is getting, putting an ad on this spot would be as enriching as creating Microsoft Windows itself. I just need people to know, that this is both a win-win situation for sponsors and myself
I still have not come out with a good account with the amount of money I need to raise. But I definitely need a better coffin
I would like to thank Pierre Cardini and Golf House for the initial sponsorship, but i'm sure things can be better off.
You can now own a piece of this website. For a special price of $150 you can now have special text link, or a banner placed on various places in this blog. The normal price for this extravagant offer is usually $399, but because I believe in helping others as well, this offer will last till February 30th 2010. Your banner/textlink will be permanently put in this site as long as this site still exists. SOUND LIKE A GOOD DEAL? Dont hesitate to email me @ we.are.mib@gmail.com
As for other sponsors that would like to be part of this world-changing-innovative event, I still need other favors and equipment for the funeral. Please do email me with the things you can do for this event. I will come out with the list of things that is needed.
I would like to thank Pierre Cardini and Golf House for their initial sponsorship, at least now, my pal has something to contain him.